This is How Business Works

Jack, a smart businessman, talks to his son: 
Jack: I want you to marry a girl of my choice 
Son : "I will choose my own bride". 

Jack: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter." 
Son : "Well, in that case..." 

Next Jack approaches Bill Gates 

Jack: "I have a husband for your daughter." 
Bill Gates : "But my daughter is too young to marry." 
Jack: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank." 
Bill Gates : "Ah, in that case..." 


Finally Jack goes to see the president of the World Bank:

Jack: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president." 
President : "But I already have more vice-presidents than I need." 
Jack: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law." 
President : "Ah, in that case....." 

This is how some business is done!!